Sal o azúcar

jueves, 29 de diciembre de 2011


El presentador del concurso televisivo preguntó: "¿Qué elemento, diluido en agua, es un buen conductor de la electricidad: la sal o el azúcar?". El concursante, estudiante de Ingeniería Agrícola, escogió la sal; la acompañante, modelo, escogió el azúcar, por impulso en el último segundo. El concursante perdió 5.000 euros; la acompañante no se cansó de repetir: "¡Hostia, que mal rollo, tío!". Formación, conocimiento, decisión, capacidad de expresión. Ella, Remedios Cervantes, no hizo honor a su nombre y menos a su apellido. No se le puede pedir a la Miss España 1986, Best Model of Europe 1988, modelo de las pasarelas Cibeles y Gaudí, portada de las revistas Elle y Vogue, presentadora de malas televisiones, actriz de malas películas, que sepa que en la composición de la sal existe un catión de sodio y un anión de cloro y que en su estructura cristalina posee menos energía que los iones por separado, lo cual es una garantía de estabilidad. No se le puede pedir a la Miss España 1986, Best Model of Europe 1988, modelo de las pasarelas Cibeles y Gaudí, portada de las revistas Elle y Vogue, presentadora de malas televisiones, actriz de malas películas, que sepa que las ensaladas, las salsas, el salmorejo o las salchichas llevan sal en su propio nombre porque llevan sal entre sus ingredientes. Para consuelo de Remedios Cervantes, "toda sal tiene su azúcar". Para el estudiante no hay consuelo.

12 comentarios:

estrella dijo...

Es que no hay derecho! mira que pretender que las mujeres, además de estar guapas y delgadas para salir en la tele, además de tener que elegir el vestido y el peinado que más va con el tipo de programa y la hora de emisión, tengan que saber de electricidad y conductores!!! pero vamos a ver, la electricidad no es eso que aparece desde dentro de los enchufes para que funcione el secador de pelo, la epilady y las planchas alisadoras?
Es que de verdad!
P.D. si la inestimable colaboradora hubiera sido fea y universitaria, las críticas hubieran sido las mismas?

Lulú dijo...

Mi hembra-macho se reboza en sal y yo en azúcar. Así nos preparamos para una sesión de aperitivo lésbico.

Auténtica Lulú dijo...

Falsa Lulú, no tienes ninguna gracia. Mi hembra-macho te dará unos buenos latigazos un día de estos.

Winston dijo...

Remedios Cervantes knows that sugar loosely refers to a number of carbohydrates, such as monosaccharides, disaccharides, or oligosaccharides. Monosaccharides are also called simple sugars, the most important being glucose. Almost all sugars have the formula CnH2nOn (n is between 3 and 7). Glucose has the molecular formula C6H12O6. The names of typical sugars end with -ose, as in glucose, dextrose and fructose. Sometimes such words may also refer to any types of carbohydrates soluble in water. The acyclic mono- and disaccharides contain either aldehyde groups or ketone groups. These carbon-oxygen double bonds (C=O) are the reactive centers. All saccharides with more than one ring in their structure result from two or more monosaccharides joined by glycosidic bonds with the resultant loss of a molecule of water (H2O) per bond. Monosaccharides in a closed-chain form can form glycosidic bonds with other monosaccharides, creating disaccharides (such as sucrose) and polysaccharides (such as starch). Enzymes must hydrolyse or otherwise break these glycosidic bonds before such compounds become metabolised. After digestion and absorption. the principal monosaccharides present in the blood and internal tissues include glucose, fructose, and galactose. Many pentoses and hexoses can form ring structures. In these closed-chain forms, the aldehyde or ketone group remains unfree, so many of the reactions typical of these groups cannot occur. Glucose in solution exists mostly in the ring form at equilibrium, with less than 0.1% of the molecules in the open-chain form. She's sweet than sugar.

ANITA dijo...

Es la primera vez que entro a opinar y tengo unas preguntas que me hago:

- ¿Será impresión mía lo de que este blog es más erótico que político?

- ¿Las lesbianas que escriben aquí serán lesbianas de verdad?

- ¿El marido de Asun será fotógrafo?

- ¿Tengo que echarle más azúcar al café y a la vida en general?

- ¿Rojillo nos provoca más o nosotras que a ellos?

- ¿Rojillo es un ángel o un demonio?

- ¿Mis dudas les importan a alguien?

Jose dijo...

Rojillo contesta si tienes.......... sal-ero

Anónimo dijo...

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Siro dijo...

La sal de la vida.
Sal de mi vida.
Sal, vida.

estrella dijo...

Querida Anita: no tengo por costumbre repetir(me), pero tu ingenuidad me conmueve, tus dudas nos importan a tod@s, ahí va:
- erótica y política van de la mano.
- ser lesbiana no es una cuestión de veracidad, es cuestión de libertad, oportunidad y compañía.
- de Asun no me interesa absolutamente nada.
- a la vida échale sal, azúcar, café o cacao, a discreción y sin miedo, según te apetezca salado, dulce, excitante o amargo.
- Rojillo es una suerte de big brother, enxebre y autóctono, dominado por un sistema informático programado para que algun@s nos manifestemos...., creo...., tampoco estoy segura.

Felipe dijo...

A la encargada la leche del jefe le sabe azucarada aunque esté salada y caducada.

Salieron los dos a tomar café y nos dejan colgados con el puto balance.

Funcio dijo...

ME CACHIS EN LA MAR SALADA!

O resto por eiquí élle todo doce.

Nario dijo...

Funcio, mi madre siempre me riñe porque le echo dos cucharadas de azúcar al Cola Cao.